Star Citizen

Starfield Slammed with Physical Edition Controversy

Starfield is an up-and-coming game that's really releasing, unlike Star Citizen, except that like Star Citizen it seems the game…

1 year ago

Star Marine Is Canceled Again

Star Citizen is a game that still kindly asks you for your money for some reason unbeknownst to anyone. Chris…

2 years ago

An Open Letter to the Video Game Industry – Reduce Carbon Emissions or We All Get Paper Straws

More and more I'm becoming an eco-aware person because I'm finding paper straws are showing up more frequently in restaurants.…

6 years ago

The Star Citizen CCU / Upgrades Issue in Layman’s Terms – How Star Citizen is “Optimizing” by Taking Away Purchased Items and Accidentally Purging Purchased Ships

You may hear about how Cloud Imperium Games is removing CCUs from the game and that from within the cult,…

6 years ago

The Cult of Star Citizen Heralded Our Current Dystopian Internet

The Cult of Star Citizen is the bellowing flame enclosed within the massive furnace that is the cult of personality…

6 years ago

Star Citizen Becomes Non-Profit Religion – Announces Tithe Packages and Star Aliens

This is satire / sarcasm. If this reads too real for you, then uh, lol. Christ Roberts has announced that…

6 years ago

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